Tea, Tears and Tiaras – ‘Downton Abbey’ Says Farewell With a Luxe Grand Final Bow

Tea, Tears and Tiaras – ‘Downton Abbey’ Says Farewell With a Luxe Grand Final Bow

By Lynn Venhaus
A bittersweet wrap-up of the classy historical drama, “Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale” is a fitting final bow for its legion of fans.

The beloved television series started in Edwardian England and ran for six seasons on PBS, winning 15 Emmy Awards, and was followed by a popular film trilogy, the first in 2019 and second “A New Era” in 2022.

Reminiscent of the British television hallmarks “Upstairs, Downstairs” and “Brideshead Revisited,” but “Downton Abbey” had more soap opera elements, optimistic tone, and used the past to reflect on present class and gender issues.

The rich-people problems of the Earl of Grantham’s family captivated with their depiction of a regal world, class dynamics, the historical impact of the 1910s and 1920s, and their relationships with their servants.

All helmed by director Simon Curtis, he maintains their winning formula of heartbreak, joy, intrigue, and luxury in the latest endeavor. For viewers who have never seen the series, you will be able to follow along without frustration.

Laura Carmichael and Michelle Dockery as Lady Edith and Lady Mary.

Redolent with warm humor and lavish designs, creator and writer Julian Fellowes’ compelling narratives on the aristocrats upstairs and their dedicated staff downstairs have taken fans on a transportive journey through every corner of the grand country homestead and grounds (the real Highclere Castle in north Hampshire stands in).

In this one, set during the global economic crisis that was the Great Depression in the 1930s, it’s clear that the times are changing. The principal characters start out enjoying the London social season, but trouble intrudes.

The family, now with money woes post-stock market crash, faces societal changes, and a necessary shift in direction. Their traditional way of life is disappearing.

From the beginning, Lord Robert Crawley (Hugh Bonneville), Earl of Grantham, always saw Downton Abbey as his family heritage, and now must wrestle with moving on and allowing the next generation to take over.

After his heir’s death aboard the R.M.S. Titanic, his distant cousin, Matthew Crawley (Dan Stevens), was next in line. He married Robert’s daughter Lady Mary (Michelle Dockery), and after he died in a car crash, and she later married Henry Talbot (Matthew Goode), others believed that Mary should inherit the vast estate.

So that is at issue. Mary has another scandal to deal with, publicly played out, and there is a family matter that involves her mother, Countess Cora (Elizabeth McGovern). Her brother, Harold Levinson (Paul Giamatti), arrives from his home in America with a financier friend, Gus Sambrook (Alessandro Nivola). Further complications arise, which fans will find out soon enough.

The twisty line of succession, staff retirements, and future residences are also part of the plot that provides fans with nods for their loyalty. The emotional tugs are there, if not the conflicts.

There isn’t a dramatic occasion like King George V and Queen Mary arriving on their tour of Yorkshire in 1927, as in the first film, followed by Violet Crawley’s inheritance of an Italian villa in 1928 and a film crew using the estate for a movie shoot in the second one.

However, this third go-round doesn’t leave stones unturned and looks towards a world where Thomas Barrow (Robert James-Collier), formerly of the house staff who is the dresser for dashing movie star Guy Dexter (Dominic West), is allowed to mingle upstairs with guests.

Just as Bonneville’s Lord Robert is grumpy about his displacement, so is ‘retired’ butler Charles Carson (Jim Carter). He is reluctantly relinquishing his duties to eager Andy Parker (Michael Fox), who – gasp – has a mind of his own.

The downstairs staff.

Those who have a special fondness for the humble downstairs folks can rejoice, because the staff characters are as appealing as ever. The delightful cook Mrs. Patmore (Lesley Nicol) and housekeeper Elsie Hughes, played by chipper Phyllis Logan, are among the many fan favorites.

As pregnant Anna Bates, Joanne Froggatt takes good care of Lady Mary as her maid, and her doting husband, valet John Bates (Brendan Coyle), takes good care of her. Always a bright spot, Daisy Parker (Sophie McShera) takes on a bigger role in the kitchen.

Another welcome addition is impressive Arty Foushan as a cheeky Noel Coward, the sharp-witted playwright who charms every person he meets at a Grantham dinner party – and even gets an idea for his next play by hearing about Lady Mary’s private life (wink, wink).

As always, the ensemble cast is strong – and so are the attachments to them. The sprawling cast conveys its customary lived-in quality and longtime association with each other in heartwarming fashion.

Among family members, Laura Carmichael shows Lady Edith’s inner strength in a new way, especially in steadfast support of her sister. And Allen Leach is always a voice of reason as Tom Branson.

Penelope Wilton, Allen Leach, Michelle Dockery, and Paul Giamatti.

As progressive Isobel, Penelope Wilton is always a welcome presence, and she comically tussles with a huffy snob Sir Hector Moreland (the great Simon Russell Beale) at the county fair.

For its swan song, the cinematography by Ben Smithard, costumes by Anna Robbins, production design by Donal Woods and variations on the familiar theme music by composer John Lunn are opulently crafted.

Not only does Robbins surpass herself on the ballgowns and party clothes, but she outfits an Ascot afternoon with an incredible array of hats.

The series MVP, two-time Oscar winner Maggie Smith as dowager Countess Violet Crawley, left a huge gap after her death last year. Her character’s death was written into the second film, and tributes continue here. But her sparkling quips are dearly missed.

Fans who fell in love with this story 14 years ago are welcomed to the party, and it’s a fond farewell full of wit, sentiment and a warm hug of nostalgia.

“Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale” is a 2025 period drama, directed by Simon Curtis and starring Hugh Bonneville, Michelle Dockery, Elizabeth McGovern, Laura Carmichael, Jim Carter, Lesley Nicol, Phyllis Logan, Allen Leach, Arty Foushan, Paul Giamatti, Alessandro Nivola, Sophie McShera, Brendan Coyle, Michael Fox, Joanne Froggatt, Simon Russell Beale, Robert James-Collier, and Dominic West. It is rated PG for suggestive material, smoking and some thematic elements and run time is 2 hours, 3 minutes. It opens in theatres Sept. 12. Lynn’s Grade: B.

Johnson and Blunt Elevate the Silly Escapist Disney ‘Jungle Cruise’

Johnson and Blunt Elevate the Silly Escapist Disney ‘Jungle Cruise’

By Lynn Venhaus
“Jungle Cruise” is junk, as plastic as those animatronic animals and plants that are part of theme park rides.

This big-budget movie, based on Disneyland’s theme park ride where a small riverboat takes a group of travelers through a jungle filled with dangerous animals and reptiles, adding a supernatural element, has been in development and turn-around for years, so what audiences are getting is a movie patched together and written by a committee.

A hodgepodge of other – and better – movies, this Disney action-adventure really wants to be “Raiders of the Lost Ark.” Throw in nods to “Pirates of the Caribbean,” another movie based on a Disney ride, “Lost City of Z” and “The Mummy,” and the experience is derivative, not special.

The film’s saving grace is its two leads, Dwayne Johnson, aka “The Rock,” as Frank Wolff, a con artist riverboat captain with a penchant for puns and a hardened heart, and Emily Blunt as headstrong botanist Dr. Lily Houghton, whose altruistic nature leads her on a search through the Amazon to find “Tears of the Moon,” a plant cure-all so that she can heal the sick.

The story is part of a larger mythology that involves Spanish conquistadors and a whole lot of snakes, with cartoonish melodramatic villains eager to wreak havoc as they lust for world domination.

Likeable and charming on their own, Johnson and Blunt have an easy chemistry paired together, although it appears more platonic than romantic. As ordained in this opposites-attract framework, they tussle and the snappy banter is comical – he calls her “Pants” and she calls him “Skippy.”

Their feisty-but-familiar relationship is reminiscent of Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner in “Romancing the Stone” (1984 — really fun, check it out) and the Oscar-winning classic “The African Queen” featuring Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn (1951 – magical).

The plucky Lily has brought along her dandy brother, MacGregor, well-played by Jack Whitehall. In a stunning development, although played for laughs, this gay character comes out to the cynical Frank.

In a bit of odd casting, Jesse Plemons plays the obnoxious and lethal Prince Joachim (refer back to the Nazis in “Raiders.” Connected to Kaiser Wilhelm, for it is set at the start of World War I, the evil German progeny is maniacal and hell-bent on power.

Another head-scratcher is barely-in-it Paul Giamatti as a greedy boss, using a thick Italian stereotype accent that’s rather offensive.

The characters are broadly written. Three screenwriters, Michael Green, Glenn Ficarra and John Requa, cobbled together this throwback caper, with the stars injecting some heart and humor, along with the requisite derring-do and danger.

Other than briefly pointing out the obvious misogyny and homophobia of that early 20th century era in King George V England, the film shies away from anything deeper. It does, after all, have roots in a Disneyland tourist excursion. But at least it shows the haughtiness of the male-dominated scientific establishment at that time.

There is a supernatural element that might not be suitable for young children, hence the PG-13 rating. Dark and frightening sequences involve reptiles, ghosts, poison darts and grotesque deaths.

The movie’s focus is on action, and while it zips along once you get past the ancient set-up, 2 hours, 7 minutes seems far too long for this excursion.

Director Jaume Collet-Serra, who made the generic Liam Neeson action movies “The Commuter,” “Non-Stop” and “Run All Night,” knows how to blow things up. He favors quick cuts, which can be traced to his music video-TV commercials background.

Like most summer blockbuster escapism, the film’s main purpose is to string together explosions and other big stunt pieces on land and water.

And the caves. waterfalls and lush landscapes are gorgeously shot by cinematographer Flavio Martínez Labiano. He has imbued an old-fashioned look, not unlike early “Tarzan” movies and Saturday morning serials.

The production design carries that through as well. Designer Jean-Vincent Puzos, who did “The Lost City of Z,” knows his way around dusty museums and mysterious civilizations. Most impressive is a massive stone structure rising out of the water.

But the CGI is so obvious. I can’t get past the fake-looking bees and not-real pet leopard.

Composer James Newton Howard has ramped up the dramatic swells of music in the manner of the Indiana Jones franchise.

(L-R): Dwayne Johnson as Frank Wolff, Emily Blunt as Lily Houghton and Jack Whitehall as MacGregor Houghton in Disney’s JUNGLE CRUISE. Photo courtesy of Disney. © 2021 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Without the jolly fun of watching Blunt and Johnson wriggle out of tough situations and give some spark to their green-screen acting, the slick “Jungle Cruise” would be just another visual effects-heavy escapade that we have seen many times before.

“Jungle Cruise” is a 2021 action adventure fantasy romantic comedy directed by Jaume Collet-Serra and starring Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt, Édgar Ramírez, Jack Whitehall, Jesse Plemons, Paul Giamatti and Veronica Falcón. It has a 2 hour, 7 minute runtime and is rated PG-13 for sequences of adventure violence. It opened in theaters and streaming on Disney Plus (premium access) on July 30. Lynn’s Grade: C+

Stylized ‘Gunpowder Milkshake’ Stumbles with Thin Characters

Stylized ‘Gunpowder Milkshake’ Stumbles with Thin Characters

By Lynn Venhaus
The pleasure of seeing actresses have a blast going gangster is one of the joys of the interestingly titled “Gunpowder Milkshake.”

However, that big plus can’t overcome the minuses. With a graphic novel-comic book-video game feel, the look is cool — but the characters are as thin as the by-the-numbers story.

As a professional assassin, Scarlet (Lena Headey), was forced to abandon her daughter Sam and go on the run. Cut to years later, and a grown-up Sam (Karen Gillan) is a cold-blooded hitwoman. Like mother, like daughter.

After a high-stake mission gone-wrong has unleashed a gang war, Sam has gone rogue, with an innocent 8-year-old Emily (Chloe Coleman) in tow. Sam reconnects with her mother and her former sidekicks, also lethal hitwomen with specific skill sets. An avenging war ensues.

This over-the-top action movie is heavy on fantasy. Seriously, how many females, dealing with numerous infirmities and adversity, can be relentless one-woman wrecking crews, even if they are professional assassins?

There is an excessive body count, featuring a plethora of bad guys’ heads rolling, squished, shot, stabbed and maimed in multiple bloodbaths. Some are in slow-motion, other fights are martial arts focused, and editor Nicolas De Toth makes sure blood spurts often.

Israeli director Navot Papushado, who also co-wrote the script with Ehud Lavski, must idolize kitschy maestro Quentin Tarantino, for he tries to emulate his blood-drenched films, in particular “Kill Bill, Vol. 1 and 2,” through a stylized – and farcical – approach.

Cinematographer Michael Seresin alternates between grit and an unreal quality to film the scenes, and David Scheunemann, the production designer, follows suit. The color palette is striking, using neon colors and artificial set pieces that resemble music videos, such as a diner, bowling alley, abandoned mall and an old-school library/museum.

But those diner milkshakes look fake, which is annoying.

Music is an incessant component in the movie, with Janis Joplin’s “Piece of My Heart” effective to punctuate a brutal shoot-out. Composer Haim Frank Ilfman has propulsive music to escalate the combat and a keen ear for a hipster soundtrack.    

Lithe Karen Gillan, who made a name for herself as Amy Pond in “Doctor Who” and broke through as Nebula in “The Guardian of the Galaxy” films, demonstrates spunk and agility as she mows down the male goons.

An 8-year-old girl, who becomes Sam’s “apprentice,” is played with savvy and poise by veteran child actress Chloe Coleman, who was in last year’s “My Spy” and the HBO mini-series “Big Little Lies.”

The angle here is that three generations of women are empowered to fight for survival in this escalating gang war. But it is uneven in attention.

For instance, Sam’s mother, Scarlet, is played by “Game of Thrones” Lena Headey, but she is only seen in the beginning and then re-appears before two climactic showdowns. Yes, not one, but two.

Mom’s fierce sisterhood of Carla Gugino as Madeleine, Michelle Yeoh as Florence and Angela Bassett as Anna May are not used nearly enough, which is a shame, because they mow down guys with inventive implements of destruction once their ‘house’ is breached.

It is a lot, and wait, there’s more. Don’t try to make sense of it all because it is not going to add up.

The generic, formulaic script doesn’t help itself with the antagonists having such a bland name as The Firm ( the shady suits who direct the mayhem). Usually reliable Paul Giamatti, as their facilitator, doesn’t fare much better.

The director displays some panache, so it’s not all misguided. It needed a better, more substantive script to connect with the stylish format.

Nevertheless, fans of such genre films may not mind the lack of originality. At first glance, the film seemed to have potential as a female-heavy “Baby Driver,” but wound up a very lukewarm “John Wick” wannabe, a disappointment.

“Gunpowder Milkshake” is a 2021 action-thriller directed by Navot Papushado and stars Karen Gillan, Lena Headey, Carla Gugino, Paul Giamatti, Angela Bassett, Michelle Yeoh and Chloe Coleman. Rated R for strong bloody violence throughout and language, the runtime is 1 hour, 55 minutes. The film began streaming on Netflix July 14. Lynn’s Grade: C-.